
General, U.S. Army
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
America's most aggressive and controversial battlefield commander. Patton's Third Army swept across France in 1944 at a pace that astonished Eisenhower. He relieved the siege of Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge. He was also slapped a soldier he accused of cowardice, nearly ending his career, and had to be muzzled repeatedly by Eisenhower.
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Competed in the modern pentathlon at the 1912 Stockholm Olympics and placed 5th overall — he likely would have won gold except for finishing last in the pistol shooting event. He claimed his bullet passed through a hole already in the target, a claim that cannot be proved or disproved. He also designed the last cavalry saber officially adopted by the U.S. Army.
June 10, 1940 – May 13, 1943 · 620,000 total casualties
El Alamein was the turning point Churchill called 'the end of the beginning.' Victory cleared the Mediterranean for Allied shipping and enabled the invasion of Sicily and Italy. 275,000 Axis soldiers surrendered in Tunisia — a catastrophe comparable to Stalingrad.
June 6, 1944 · 20,000 total casualties
Opened the second major front that Germany could not survive. Hitler's divided command — he had kept the Panzer reserves under his personal control and refused to release them on D-Day, believing it was a feint — proved catastrophic. The decision to invade and the choice of Normandy over Calais were among the most consequential of the war.
December 16, 1944 – January 25, 1945 · 186,000 total casualties
Germany's last throw of the dice in the West. The offensive consumed Germany's last armored reserves and accelerated the final collapse. The war was over in Europe by May 1945. American casualties of 75,000 made it the costliest US battle in Europe.
November 11, 1885
🌅 Birth
Born in San Gabriel, California
1905–1909
📚 Education
U.S. Military Academy, West Point
July 1912
📍 Posting
Stockholm Olympics — modern pentathlon, 5th place
1916
📍 Posting
Mexico — Punitive Expedition against Pancho Villa with Pershing
November 1942 – May 1943
⚔️ Battle
North Africa — leads II Corps after Kasserine disaster
July–August 1943
⚔️ Battle
Sicily — First Army race to Messina; slapping incident in a field hospital
August 1944
⚔️ Battle
Third Army breakout from Normandy — sweeps across France
December 26, 1944
⚔️ Battle
Bastogne relief — turns Third Army 90° in winter in 48 hours
December 21, 1945
✝️ Death
Dies in Heidelberg from injuries in a car accident — 13 days after being paralyzed