
Brigadier General, U.S. Volunteers
"I am afraid that some people at home will lie awake nights worrying about the ethics of this war."
Frederick Funston stood five foot four, failed the West Point entrance exam, and became the most famous American soldier of the war. A botanist and adventurer who had rafted the Yukon alone, he learned soldiering as a filibuster artillery officer with the Cuban rebels before talking his way into command of the 20th Kansas Volunteers in 1898. In the Philippines he made his name by swimming rivers under fire — winning the Medal of Honor for crossing the Rio Grande de la Pampanga at Calumpit clinging to a raft rope — and cemented it in March 1901 with the war's most audacious stroke: the Palanan expedition, in which he and four other Americans posed as prisoners of their own Macabebe Scouts to walk into Aguinaldo's headquarters and seize him. His blunt public defenses of harsh war methods made him a lightning rod — Mark Twain devoted an entire essay, 'A Defence of General Funston,' to dismantling him. As commanding general in San Francisco in 1906 he took charge of the earthquake response, and he was the presumptive commander of the American army for the European war when he dropped dead in a hotel lobby in February 1917 — leaving that command to John J. Pershing.
Did you know?
Funston had already survived a bullet through the lungs in Cuba before the Philippines — and when he died suddenly in 1917, command of the American Expeditionary Forces for WWI passed to Pershing.
March 23, 1901 · 10 total casualties
The capture decapitated the resistance. Within weeks Aguinaldo swore allegiance to the United States and called on his generals to surrender — most did. Only Malvar in Batangas and the Samar commands fought on.
November 9, 1865
🌅 Birth
Born in New Carlisle, Ohio
1896–1897
📍 Posting
Fights as a filibuster artilleryman with Cuban rebels
March 23, 1901
⚔️ Battle
Captures Aguinaldo at Palanan by ruse
April 18, 1906
📍 Posting
Commands the Army response to the San Francisco earthquake
February 19, 1917
✝️ Death
Dies suddenly in San Antonio, Texas